Mar 22, 2010
Feb 1, 2010
Vacation
We've been on vacation. Probably, no one will ever read this post due to the fact that this has been the first one in 93205 years. The truth of it is... we have no videos. It's not my fault. In all reality..................... it's kinda Mrs. Onjes's fault. Trust me on that, because I can't explain further. I have a plan to redeem Waffles Gone Wild, but it's risky. Connor will probably die in this attempt, but it'll be worth it.... kinda. In the meantime I'm going to post a few videos that you'll probably recognize. I know this is desperate, but it's only temporary.
Things are about to change.
Tommy.
Sep 8, 2009
The Tommy Tales
It began with the Elizabeth Escapades.
We now continue our three part series with the TOMMY TALES
Check list:
Plot: Nope
Awesome sets and props: Nope
Believable scenarios: Nope
Sweet Effects: Nope
Excellent editing: Nope
ENJOY!!!
Aug 30, 2009
WE'RE SORRY
Hello, viewers. We're sorry we haven't posted anything. Tommy lost his camera cord. GOOD NEWS, THOUGH. He found it. We also filmed a video with my camera, but for some reason it won't upload. Whatevs. ANYWAYS, you may see some new videos soon, but I'm not making any promises. I again offer my sincerest apologies. Love, Connor
Aug 3, 2009
Jul 27, 2009
Suicide
This movie features scenes of violence that may be inappropriate for people with the following ailments.
1. Fear of creeks
2. Lack of eyelashes
3. Hatred of Danishes
4. Veterans of World War III
5. Or someone who has a dark chasm where their hearts should be
If you possess none of these ailments, then you may proceed. If you have one of these you may also proceed, but you can't watch this movie 39 times like you usually do. Sorry, but that's the way it is.
Jul 9, 2009
The Elizabeth Escapades
Two films of the adventures of Elizabeth.
First she tries to locate true love in this passionate romance called: He Loves You Not.
Second she is meandering around, minding her own business when- OH NO! She get's trapped in a cage in this edge-of-the-seat thriller: Trapping Elizabeth.
Enjoy.
Jun 27, 2009
Gone Fishing/ Mr. Comfy
To our wonderful viewers,
I apologize for this long break between videos. I understand how this must have hurt you so.
So, I give you, not one, but TWO whole videos for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy and comment.
Gone Fishing
Tommy and Elizabeth go on an adventure into the forest to catch some fish. They're having a good time when Connor, you know Connor, disrupts the peace. Flying rocks, and futuristic fishrods are involved.
Mr. Comfy
Tommy, Connor, and Elizabeth have problems. Well, who doesn't have problems. Luckily the three find consolation in a tree root that isn't all it seems. This root is MR. COMFY the esteemed psychiatrist who solves the many problems of the mind with genius ideas, understanding questions, and an................................. interesting voice.
Jun 16, 2009
Fear Not
Hello, lovely viewers-
I would like to let you know that in a very short time, I will take matters into my own hands in regards to video posting.
Granted, these videos will quite possibly be far less awesome than the ones you are used to, but the exciting lineup so far features:
A Cat Giving Birth, (Don't worry, it's a plastic toy cat. That gives birth. Fun)
A Dog Growling at Me, and
Tommy Putting a Bungee Cord Around His Neck Whilst Making Faces.
Please understand that we have not given up on you- Tommy's just at the beach so he can't put any videos on.
I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL,
Connor
UPDATE- Unfortunately, the audio and video on the videos are way out of sync, so no videos D:
May 21, 2009
A Haunting
Bobby and his little sister Beth are looking forward to a moonlit stroll through the woods. Little do they know that this peaceful night is about to be plagued by the supernatural. They'll be lucky to get out ALIVE!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 16, 2009
Dam It!
When faced with a slow flowing stream our heroes start to spout profanities, and much foul language.
May 13, 2009
May 6, 2009
May 3, 2009
Fun With Speed
Not that kind of speed! Gosh! No, this is a double feature of videos in which we had fun with sped-up animation. Both are kind of pointless, but they were fun to make.
Apr 24, 2009
Name Quest
When a secret door is opened, and a secret scroll has been unrolled Luke must go on a quest to discover the truth about a lie that has been a secret all his life: He must find his true name!
Apr 23, 2009
The Childhood of Luke
In this film we look into the disturbing past of Luke. This video is based on the short film we put on TW.
Apr 22, 2009
Fanta Heist
An epic shoot-em-up film about a crazy Fanta stealer, a security dude, and a soda maker who doesn't take any bologna from anybody. Featuring the debut of a boy we like to call Joey!!!
Apr 21, 2009
Chocolate Milk
Who doesn't like chocolate flavored dairy products? Well, these two like them too much.
Apr 20, 2009
GUESS WHAT!?!
We would like to let our beautiful viewers that we filmed not one, not two, NOT three, but FOUR amazing videos the likes of which has never been seen before on Waffles Gone Wild!?!
This is the first of many public service announcements about filming.
Apr 18, 2009
The Cribs of Narnia
The Cribs of MTV meets the Chronicles of Narnia... with a little PuNk'D thrown in as well. Enjoy.
Apr 14, 2009
Barbie Time
Yes, girls are jerks, but so are two guys when they get a hold of barbies.
Featuring Moonbeam and Portia <- Barbies BTW. Here we go...
Apr 10, 2009
I maded a blog post.
Hello, dear viewers.
I would like to inform you that I have made a blog post in my blog , Obscene Mushrooms.
It's about bridges.
I would be happy if you looked at it.
Thank you.
-Connor
Hey viewers,
I'm adding one little thing to Connor's message.
I too have added a blog post The Word Illusionist
-Luke
The Infomercial
Get ready to see the apex of infotainment! What you are about to witness is something that has never been attempted in the history of all infomercials! Wait... no never mind, it's as lame as all the others. Featuring Elizabeth as the exasperated, potential buyer, and Connor as the BOOM operator.
Apr 9, 2009
Mar 28, 2009
Mar 24, 2009
Mar 18, 2009
To Capture a Leprechaun
Chaos reigns when an unsuspecting Leprechaun steps into the path of a crazy little boy while looking for gold. Now it's a fight to the death between a brat, and a little Irish man.
Mar 6, 2009
Donny and Jared
Watch the drama unfold as Jared (Connor) divulges secret information he's kept away from Donny (Luke) for all their lives, despite them being supposed best friends! Will their friendship last? Will Donny find out all Jared's secrets? Or will some of Donny's own secrets shine through instead?
Feb 24, 2009
Cage Tennis
One game. Two players. One basement. One heck of a ride. Two... interesting Cage Tennis players compete for the ultimate glory of WINNING IT ALL!!!
Feb 23, 2009
Cornflakes
Since Luke and Connor have posted I thought it seemed fit for me to post too. Waffles Gone Wild!?! will be the day-to-day(or week-to-week) thoughts of me and my team-members Luke and Connor. It will also hold amazing and slightly embarrassing videos. These videos will be made for your enjoyment and are (hopefullyXD) going to make you laugh so hard you fall off your chair/bench/floor(maybe you are sitting on the ground...). If you want to request a video just go ahead and post a comment with your request. Also, feel free to comment on any of our videos with any criticism or "how to's" or just to say "WOW!! AMAAAAAAAAAAZING!!"
*The title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with the post.
Feb 19, 2009
I'm wearing socks
Okay, so thanks Connor for the post to fill in the blanks. I feel obliged to add to this... XD.
So, basically: When the time comes this blog will be filled with super awesome videos. In these videos will be myself, Connor, and Elizabeth as well as many of our friends. These will have no plot, but you may find them satisfying in every way. So this time instead of having prearranged times for placing videos on the site it will be astonishingly random in ways. As you check back you will find incredible videos that will reach inside your skull and tickle your mind. Chuckling will be very possible, snickering... inevitable, and don't be surprised if you lose control of your torso... that's normal... I don't know why.
Feb 17, 2009
Hello Thar
Kay, so. I figured we needed a post to fill up all this blank space.
Done.
OH WAIT. How about I tell you about Waffles Gone Wild!?!?
So if any of y'all are familiar with Ted and William (our old video crap thing), it's basically that.
EXCEPT, the videos will be far less lame, and we will no longer assume the pseudonyms of Ted, William, Borress, and that other crap. From now on, we'll be different people in different videos.
AND, instead of using Homepagenow, we're using BLOGSPOT.
I hope you enjoy.
Jan 1, 2007
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